We're going to try an experiment in self-fulfilling prophesies.
I am now the World Famous Rev. Bruce. By no means am I world famous, but maybe if I start referring to myself that way, I will become so.
Why do I want to be World Famous? For the entertainment value. I think it would be really amusing. Maybe it will get me on talk shows? I'd really like to meet Diane Rehm before she retires late this year.
Maybe if I'm World Famous, Maria Sharapove will seek solace by coming to me? I'd be happy to console her. And she has performance-enhancing drugs.
Time to alter electronic signatures and other means of publicizing my Woldly Famousness. I suspect this will be fun...